February 2012
7 posts
thedawnmarie:
I smell amazing.
Gonna go see the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo with a cute guy.
Not the best date movie.
January 2012
28 posts
When food has no taste because you're sick:
totally-relatable:
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This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
sonickunderground:
landsharkgrinder:
fireplacegirl10:
R-Pat is a cool dude with a good sense of humor who gets paid to be in bad movies
We should all be so lucky.
Sure did have a great last night home.
Oh wait. No I didn’t.
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I just had a Louis C.K. moment.
I had a stupid thought, then immediately went to calling myself a fucking idiot for having that thought.
Thought: “Man, it’s amazing how there’s always a .gif for a reaction that you want to use.” Self: REALLY? MOVING PICTURES OF PEOPLE MAKING REACTIONS EXPRESS THE REACTION THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONVEY?
-complaining about how much i want chinese food-
souleveuncannibale:
fancycheesesandtacodip:
Jon: Text me to check if I put the ringtone in the right setting! Me: -texts him “Bitch ass nigga you best buy me chinese food”-
Ironically Nick and I are getting Chinese tonight >:)
Nicole we are food soul mates.
I did, indeed, buy her Chinese food.
thedawnmarie:
fuckyeahguildwars:
totsprodigious:
I saw that Guild Wars 2 was available for pre-order on Gamestop, so I rushed to my phone and called and asked when the shipment would come in and they said they were expecting it MAY 26! Is this real?! Are they lying to me? IS MY LIFE GOING TO END ON MAY 26!?
WHAT
Gamestop puts whatever dates they want in front of when games will be...
December 2011
36 posts
FUCK
geometricity:
JESUSCHRIST my dad is watching True Grit
and i just looked up when the guy got all HIS FUCKING FINGERS CHOPPED OFF
I AS DGS(Y*G*TUIGKJS GODfMSDG BNO NOSTOP
You should have been looking up the entire movie, it’s damn good. -crosses arms-
intergalactickoala:
You know what’s great?
Boobs
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.